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[rayray]

I just came up with these myself:

Because he can't pick the disgraced Alaskan senator people were talking about because he doesn't have time to clear his name
Because then we feel warm and fuzzy inside that in a historic election at least one record is broken such as first African American President or first Woman Vice President
Because experience doesn't really matter?
Because he obviously doesn't think he'll die in office.
To confuse the hell out of everyone?

[meute]

Because blondes really DON'T have more fun.
Because polar bears are bastards anyways.
Because in the mind of inglorious rich old ape-shaped bastards, if it bears a vagina it votes for a vagina.
Because only democrats go for the chubbies, Republicans go for the milfs.
Because Alaska has oil. *DINGDINGDING*

Goodbye caribou, goodbye wolverines, hello years and years of tundra bulldozerings. Because 'green living' is a great way to make a buck, but if real money is involved, mother nature is just another slut 'just askin' for it.'
According to the local newspaper, there is a gangwar going on in Fairbanks, a city located above the arctic circle. Eskimo gangsters. People abondoning a genuine culture with true history behind it for absolutely nothing wrapped in pure misery...
When the second coming of the oil money starts trickling in, I suspect Anchorage will be transformed into a right shithole within a matter of years.

[rayray]

obviously this coming together of the Arizona and Alaska means something...

like COME VISIT

[meute]

hey depending on how much my brother saved up
imma try and snag some smoked salmon to mail to you
the 3000$ our local administration threw at us makes this and other expenditures well within my means.