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« on: April 28, 2008, 07:06:45 AM »

I think we should place corpses on their own little burning raft and float them out to sea.

I want to have my funeral now, if that's okay. Really, it's gonna be a lot better than finals week in med school.

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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 07:53:47 AM »

I just rode my bike a puny 1/3 mile to the Circle K and I feel like I'm dying. Time flew by so fast at work that I didn't even take a break, and I basically got nothing done. Frustrated!
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 12:09:36 PM »

You know, I can't help but wonder, when people get cremated with jewelry on, does all that stuff get melted into their ashes as well?


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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 05:04:57 PM »

i say we feed the corpses to terminally ill people and/or old people
soylent green for the usless
filet mignon for the monsters
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